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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:43

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

HELLO

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Does the Lil Wayne song ‘Lollipop’ refers to a Lollipop sweet or a metaphor?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What does it mean when we dream about demons, ghosts, monsters, etc.?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

After a few moments he returns.

Yes sir it is.

Which city should one visit between Nice and Cannes? Why?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

What causes tension between liberals and conservatives? Is it purely based on ideological differences or are there other factors at play?

{RING} {RING}

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

What is the original source of the discord between Princes Harry and William? Does it go back to their childhood, or did it start with Meghan Markle?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.